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First Class Funk Popcorn *BULK*
Price range: $265.00 through $750.00
Batch Date: November 3, 2025
First Class Funk is a potent indica-dominant strain (GMO × Jet Fuel Gelato) known for its sticky, trichome-rich buds and bold, gassy aroma with sweet, creamy undertones. It delivers a fast-acting cerebral lift that melts into deep body relaxation, making it perfect for evening use, stress relief, and unwinding after a long day.
| POTENCY | 25.00 – 26.00% THC |
| GRADE | AAAA |
| PHENOTYPE | Slightly Indica Dominant 60:40 |
| LINEAGE | GMO x Jet Fuel |
| EFFECTS | Body High, Hungry, Relaxing, Sleepy, Uplifting |
| AROMA | Diesel, Sweet, Earthy |
First Class Funk is a strong indica-dominant strain renowned for its potent effects, pungent aroma, and sticky, trichome-rich buds. A cross of GMO × Jet Fuel Gelato, it fuses gassy, funk-forward notes with creamy, dessert-like sweetness, delivering a bold and memorable smoking experience.
Appearance
This strain features dense, resin-coated nugs with deep green and purple hues accented by bright orange pistils. The thick layer of frosty trichomes gives the buds a sparkling, sticky appearance that signals its high potency.
Aroma & Flavour
First Class Funk has a commanding aroma of diesel, garlic, and earthy spice, softened by hints of sweet cream and citrus zest. When smoked or vaped, the flavour is equally complex, offering a mix of savory fuel, peppery spice, and subtle sweetness that lingers on the palate.
Effects
The high begins with a fast-acting cerebral buzz that transitions into a deep, soothing body relaxation. Ideal for evenings, it helps alleviate stress, muscle tension, and mild pain while inducing euphoria and calm for a long-lasting, comforting experience.
Terpene Profile
Caryophyllene, limonene, and myrcene dominate, creating its signature gassy-spicy aroma and promoting sedation, mood elevation, and physical relaxation.
Best For
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Nighttime use and deep relaxation
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Relieving pain, stress, and anxiety
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Lovers of heavy, flavorful indica-dominant strains
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